Introducing
Unicorn Dog

The corndog, reimagined.

 
 
 
 
 

Premium features

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Bluetooth and wifi-enabled

Communicate wirelessly with your Unicorn Dog from any device.

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Remote heat up

Use your smart phone to heat up your Unicorn Dog—from your office, your ride home, the bathroom—anywhere.

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Auto-condimenting

Smart sensors inside the stick know when your corn dog is dry and in need of more mustard.

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Alexa compatability

“Hey Alexa. Heat my corndog”. Who needs a flying car with this kind of technology at your fingertips?

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Auto-chew mode

Unicorn Dog is the easiest meat to eat in the history of people eating meat.

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EKG safety automation

The high fat and cholesterol content in corn dogs means a cardiac event is inevitable. EKG sensors worn on your chest warn you just before an attack happens, allowing you time to safely set down your Unicorn Dog.

 

What are you waiting for?